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Tony Blair hires his own Jonathan Moyo

By Tsitsi Jonas
for ZimEye.org

Published: October 27, 2009

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(Analysis)Hokoyo Mugabe! Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair has hired his own Jonathan ‘Moyo’ in a move that will see Blair rise to the highest seat in the European Union.

The month of October 2009 is to go down in history as a significant month for both Zimbabwe and the United Kingdom. What happens or happened in October 2009? – the rise of the two Jonathan’s, one for Zimbabwe, and the other for Britain. As Moyo began to campaign for ZANU PF, his alias in Britain quickly set off, boarded a plane and went around Europe to prepare for the battle of battles! Many British publications have confirmed that the former Prime Minister, Tony Blair’s chief of staff, Jonathan Powell has been going around Europe campaigning for Blair.

Tony Blair himself has hinted that one of the first things when or if he rises to the EU post, will be to invade Zimbabwe and pick up Mugabe. Speaking to journalists recently, Blair confirmed his intentions which have of a certainty sent shocking signals to the aging dictator of Zimbabwe. Mugabe had better reform before it is too late. The mighty forces of 14 nations of the European Union could soon be landing in Harare, and on straight to State House, and oh, what a day that is going to be!

With the MDC fighting for freedom, and the people ebbing for a break, Blair is the only person who can turn Zimbabwe’s fortunes around, for the good.

Hokoyo Mugabe!, – is all I can say, and peace to all Zimbabweans!


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20 Comments on "Tony Blair hires his own Jonathan Moyo"

  1. geo on Tue, 27th Oct 2009 12:27 pm 

    iwe tsitsi, chiyi chaurikuda kutitaurira apa.blair akabuda mustaera kudhara.blair is only history my friend. hapana zvakadaro. ishungu dzebofu chete idzo.shungu dziripo asi chokuita hapana. thats why he is say ‘when i’its just a wish. blair is an i..d..i..o..t. go to iraq and sort out your with bush.

  2. JOJO on Tue, 27th Oct 2009 12:34 pm 

    JONAS URIKURASIKAWO FUTI, WASHAYA ZVEKUREPORTER HERE. CHILDISH REPORT. BE SERIOUS MY FRIEND. ARE YOU PAID FOR THIS NONSENSE!!!!HOKOYO HOKOYO KUITA SEI KWACHO. WHY VANHU MUCHINGONAKIRWA NEMABHUNU AYA.ZVAVAKUITAI ZVIDIKI NHAI?
    THEY ARE TAKING THEMSELVES AS A SUPERIOR RACE WHILE BLACKS INFERIOR, THINK MHANI.

  3. Nkamba on Tue, 27th Oct 2009 2:24 pm 

    What is the story there?I wonder how such things get to this website.Can EU invade Zim?Even if such a question was to be directed to a madman on the street, he would refuse to answer.Is this supposed to be an analysis from a grown up Zimbabwean.Its just too cheap for a primary school kid.

  4. Thabani Mukombe on Tue, 27th Oct 2009 4:18 pm 

    I will not speak.Zimeye may l have a job

  5. samukeliso on Tue, 27th Oct 2009 4:47 pm 

    Tsisi!!!!, Tsitsi!!!! do us a favour please uplift a section or qoute us where Tony Blair threatens to invade Zimbabwe, for some of us we are left in darkness about this invasion you are talking about in your article,
    Anywhere your article lacks punch and credibilty, it is just so difficulty to believe that this a Zimbabwean who is writting this.

    Can we belive this story Tsisi?, if so could you plese convice me and all other readers of Zimeye, by writting credible and reliable articles not a joke please.

  6. talk back on Tue, 27th Oct 2009 5:51 pm 

    this is just nonsense…..pliz editor, provide us with real news. there are some pressing issues going on zimbabwe at the moment. & spare us this hogwash.

  7. samukeliso on Tue, 27th Oct 2009 6:27 pm 

    It looks like since she started reporting/working for Zimeye she has only written only three articles which we know of, I think this answers the our queries

  8. Tsitsi Jonas on Tue, 27th Oct 2009 8:43 pm 

    Samukeliso and all others, thank you for criticising me. You do not believe when a Zimbabwean writes. I ask you to take a look at the following evidence:
    Tony Blair’s Undercover campaing for EU Presidency –
    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6859525.ece

    Jonathan Powell Biography:
    http://www.strategicdialogue.org/index.php?page=jonathan-powell-biography

  9. Tsitsi Jonas on Tue, 27th Oct 2009 8:57 pm 

    I think you should also read Blairs interview with a German journalist in July 2009. It was reported byu Telegraph.co.uk and many other media housese across the UK.

    the tagged words are:

    ‘Blair: Mugabe should be ‘toppled’ ‘

  10. Tsitsi Jonas on Tue, 27th Oct 2009 9:01 pm 

    There you have it Samu:

    In an interview with German news magazine Stern he said: “If you can do,
    then you should do it.

    “I think whoever has the possibility should topple Mugabe – the man has
    destroyed his country, many people have died unnecessarily because of him.”

  11. Tsitsi Jonas on Tue, 27th Oct 2009 9:02 pm 

    this is part of the speech (above)

  12. Thabani Mukombe on Wed, 28th Oct 2009 6:35 am 

    Tsitsi….you are a very interesting character. Do you know what is called plagiarism? If it wasn’t Samu who pushed you to acknowledge your sources were you going to? So you copied from other sites and just pasted without acknowledgement? And you accuse us of not believing when a Zimbabwean writes? Yes we don’t believe when a Zimbabwean writes shoddy things.

  13. Tsitsi Jonas on Wed, 28th Oct 2009 8:25 am 

    Thabani. I know very well what plagiarism is. If you read very carefully above, you will notice that I very well stated in my analysis that a number of british papers have reported. It is not only the TIme, but The BBC, just Google for yourself and you will see it for yourself.

    Nevertheless, thank you for debating with me. I appreciate it when peopole come up, requiring clarification. It is a noble thing. TJ

  14. Tsitsi Jonas on Wed, 28th Oct 2009 8:38 am 

    You will all see taht there are so many papers and informal publications that have reported this matter that it has become genereal public knowledge in the UK, sichj taht to attribut it to one source may be a mistake.

  15. Sylevester on Wed, 28th Oct 2009 8:50 am 

    How about quotes to authenticate your claims madam? You don’t look like you did method in study. You stole other people’s ideas and made them yours. Urimbavha. What kind of an acknowledgement is called British publications? Is there a paper or site called British Publications? Thabani you are right. Mind you are supposed to be professional cause millions read this.Kutoti google for yourself..were you not the one to research first before you presented your joke. This a professional site…its not a MARAMBA KUFUNGA STAR..

  16. Makwaz on Thu, 29th Oct 2009 12:59 pm 

    Will this pass an economic evaluation in the EU. These guys have recently had experience in Iraq and Afganistan. To put it simply it is easy to go into a third world country but it is miles harder to impose your will on that same country. Its a recipe for disaster and the guys in the EU are too smart to go for a military adventure in the middle of Africa particularly when the majority of neighbouring states are hostile to such an action.

  17. Peter on Thu, 29th Oct 2009 2:42 pm 

    We all want to see the back off those guys. But hoping for Blair to do anything. Come on guys.Remember the EU does not command an army. By the way Zimbabwe is landlocked. Can Mr Blair airlift the soldiers if somehow he gets them? Geez guys. Mugabe must be laughing his lung out.

  18. samukeliso on Thu, 29th Oct 2009 7:40 pm 

    Hello Tsitsi
    Sorry for coming back to you this late with regard to evidence. I’ve been out running some errands.

    Yes the above evidence still does not convice me that Tony Blair will ever launch an invasion on Zimbabwe, my reasons being as follow:
    He is not the president of the EU as yet, and we do not know if ever he going to occupy that post, looking at the following issues, the Iraq war, that war was elligal and it was not supported by many countries all over the world, let alone the EU. We have an inquiry which will be taking place very soon on that war of which he will be giving out evidence on that. That alone tints his image as far as his judgement was concerned.
    We do not know if ever he is going to have that post again, basing our evidence on what we have seen inthe past when all EU contries are having some compatations eg euro versions, they have never voted for the British candidates why, of course they hate British people, what then will convice the leadrs to vote for him.
    We do not know if ever he is going to get that post as yet, because he has not comfirmed as yet if he will be standing for that post, and from what we know recently the French president was for him Tony Blair but as i am talking to today their positions with the Germanys have since changed, making it even more difficulty to think about it.
    I canot see any where inthe above evidence where he gives his priorities to sorting Zimbabwe problems, what we see or what we read of about is a mere talk which i can not take seriuos at all.

    An there is further reflection on that conversation by his spokesperson which i quote/uplift:
    “I always say to people the question is very simple in the end: would the region be better off if Saddam was still in power?” he told Stern. “Do I regret having removed him, Saddam Hussein? The answer is frankly, no.”

    Blair’s spokesman said Wednesday: “These are comments which Mr Blair has made many times before. His answers were in response to a question on the case for intervention against brutal dictators.

    “He also went on to make it absolutely clear that it was obviously something that we couldn’t do in practice everywhere, and so didn’t.” AFP

    http://nehandaradio.com/2009/07/23/tony-blair-says-mugabe-should-be-toppled/

    As for the others for Jonathan Powell have nothing to do with the invasion of Zimbabwe.

  19. samukeliso on Thu, 29th Oct 2009 7:46 pm 

    I stand corrected onthe above comments

  20. Thabani Mukombe on Fri, 30th Oct 2009 6:49 am 

    Siyabonga Samukeliso. Ngabe bengisazi isibongo sakho bengizasebenzisa sona.

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