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Published: January 10, 2013
A graphic portrait and caricatre of War veterans leader Cde Joseph Chinotimba has gone viral on social network website Facebook.
This came after it was claimed that Cde Chinotimba is the Dean of Science Studies at the recently completed Grace Mugabe school in Mazoe.
One commentator also claimed Cde Chinotimba recently bought himself an entire flea market in Harare. Photo:
Chinotimba has in the past openly claimed that he is a farmer of people rather than crops; well, he may as well be awarded a doctorate for his innovative profession which is the only one of its kind in the whole world!
The War veterans leader who has said in the past that he would happily take up the ministerial portfolios of either education or lands has said he would never dream of becoming President of Zimbabwe because that would take him “more than 3000 years” to achieve.(At least he is wise enough to know that it would certainly be a case of never, given the level of his IQ).
Chinotimba who is infamous for saying things without giving them much thought, has been quoted in the past saying such things such as:”There is no culture that a person like (David) Coltart can teach the children of Zimbabwe, otherwise it would be the European culture of ‘homosexualism’,” he said.
Other Hilarious moments Chino’s has given the public include the below:
“Right now I don’t know whether it was dropped and it was stolen and I’m only going to know what happened exactly in the court and right now I cannot empree (pre-empt) talk anything till the court is paralysed and I cannot disturb my evidence in any way, in any type of talking. So I’m waiting for the court so the court will decide whether the minister had picked up or whether he had been stolen it or not. So I cannot comment.” (referring to his “stolen phone in 2009)