Harare(ZimEye)Finance Minister Tendai Biti has said he has lost weight due to constant pressure from war veteran, civil servants and President Mugabe who are constantly at his office demanding money.
Biti said he has lost his social life because of sleepless nights he endures when dealing with the country’s treasury.
“Zimbabwe is the lowest on the happiness index, some of us, you can look at me, I have lost weight because every day I have war veterans, civil servants and Robert Mugabe and all kinds of nonsense that impinge on my right in pursuit of happiness,” said Biti jokingly told members of the civic society who were brain storming the constitutional draft on Wednesday.
“I used to play golf, I used to support Black Rhinos, I don’t know how all that ended. I don’t know the last time I have ever been to a night club. My right to pursue happiness has really been infringed. I used to phone girls but all that is gone and I don’t think it’s fair.”
Biti has been at the helm of the Finance Ministry since 2009 and has been blamed by many quarters who feel his policies have left them poor.
Civil servants have on numerous occasions threatened to go on strike to force Government to review their salaries. War veterans also want the Finance minister to review their gratuities.(ZIMBABWE, ZimEye)
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Hw can work without fufu, and hw can buy any thing for feeding without money. Let’s be serious Biti, don’t listen to those move opposite direction nehurumende yavatema. The word nyika vashandi, but hw can work without shalate? Pafunge!!
Kushaya arova, you need someone anezvivindi unotaura chawakananga.
Idiot Biti! Kutya kurobwa uri duzvi hauna mumuromo ndozvirikuita kuti usafambe fambe not because vanhu vanoti iwe ndiwe une mari! Gadzirisa mumuromo vakavurukutwa nechidembo umo vanaChamisa vanozvifambira, Tsvangirai chaiye anozvifambira zvake coz they are humble vanoziva kutaura zvakanaka nevanhu! Iyezvino kwaGutu hautsikiko nenyaya yako yokunetsana neumwe late minister mubato renyu iroro ende hauna kana kutsika kurufu gwacho kana kunobata maoko iwe! Other mdc supporters dont want you at all and given a chance they will manhandle you! Zvigadzirise munun’una
Biti is HIV+, an ill man, yes you should naturally to loose weight.
Good job Biti, teaching gono his scope and job description. Even better teaching zanu muppet halfwits to understand the beautiful words “There is no money ” and putting an end to spend and damn the consequences.
Kikikiki asi ari kumanikidzwa naTsvangay kuenda kubasa. Kana riri kukutadzisa kudhakwa nekuhuura wadini wasiya wega tibvire apo. Kuchemera watts app murume mukuru. Hahahahah Tsvangay reshuffle benzi iri.
…he said jokingly? So we have time to crack jokes? Or is it that the minister himself is a complete joke? For how can someone joke with national issues? He wasn’t joking, he is serious he misses the pub, his bhichis.
step down Biti so you can phone me lol!!!!
All gays report to my khaya for fun and a packet of chewies viva zanu
Job well done Biti. Had it been any of those ZANU idiots with the strings to the purses this country would be bankrupt. Just, ndati just imagine if it was a Zanu guy controlling the treasury and Mugabe and war veterans putting pressure. Do you think there would be money for civil servants considering we do not print and print foreign currency?
That’s it Biti: Work hard selfless dedication for the good of Zimbabwe. Don’t cryoooooo! Remember you guys want the presidency and there is more work there…
inga tongai moyo akaimba wani kuti zvaunochemera utungamiriri ukawupiwa unowugona here, hezvoka wavakuzhamba zuva nezuva
Use your own name you dog with no tail! Samora or whatever you call yourself…
To the story, Hon Biti used lighter language (jokes) to point out that he has been inundated with ever increasing demands, brought about by his dedication to making lives bearable for the common man again.
Through his tireless efforts, many are able to at last put some food on their table, have a 1 0 1 or 0 1 1 instead of 0 0 1/2 or even 0 0 0. Economic growth has swung the positive direction from years of disaster.
We salute you Hon Biti, if only your selfless dedication could be emulated by the other “half” then we could actually double our economic growth.
At least this is fodder for zanoids to chew their cud on, Biti is merely telling us how serious the job is and the zanoid crap he has to endure in the process. Keep the good work son without you we would have been bartering goats for a house.
very soon even secretaries of sabhukus will be toyi-toying to your offices.uzayifunda ivaliwe!
Keep on downsizing these zanu muppets Tendai till they are shrunk down to their proper place in the society, voted out and cast into outer darkness.
If Mbiti can no longer go clubbing and womanising due to pressure of work, he should just get out of the kitcken him. So womanising nechipfebe runs in the entire MDC family.
Tendai Biti listen to these words of wisdom…. neither face east nor west, face forward like what some of us did during the war if liberation. Dont listen to these selfish and lazy ZANU PF people.
Am also taking a break from reading Zimeye gabbage! Is anybody holding a gun to this MDC thug’s head. Tibvire kumhepo!
Maybe its saving u from getting AIDS
Kikikikikikikiki u think running a country is like bonking your wife,we also want compasation for gukurahundi victims Tendai
Poor Tendai has the onerous task of dealing with stubborn rebelious zanu muppets. Come elections and your relief will come when the Zimbabwean electorate purges these destructive zanu muppets from office.
So Biti wants time to phone girlfriends? As for Black Rhinos, the team is now defunct and cruel as he is, why not support Highlanders yehondo? Whom do expect to see in your office?
This is Kwayedza stuff,kwasara kuisa headline yekuti Mukagodzva wedded Dumbdark as if its newsworthy.Am outa here for a week!!