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Man “Caught Enjoying Sex” With a Chicken

Published: January 12, 2013

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Chicken similar to the one killed in the alleged sex attack in Zambia.

CHISAMBA, ZAMBIA – A Zambian man, Mr Goliath Nyirenda was caught sexually pleasuring himself on a chicken in Zambia’s Chisamba area, a court was told.

Mr Goliath Nyirenda, 27, was on Thursday convicted of having indulged himself in “carnal knowledge” of a chicken.

The man of Mubalani settlement in Chisamba is reported to have had sex with the chicken at approximately 2300hrs on November 18, 2012.

He was unemployed at the time, the court heard.

Mr Nyirenda however denied the allegation stating that on the night in question, he returned home after a night of heavily imbibing drink. He went to bed and was awoken by chicken owner, Gift Michelo. Nyirenda further alleged he was shocked when Michelo locked him in his own house then called his neighbours and the police for no reason.

However, when he took to the witness stand the chicken owner, Mr Michelo, testified that on the night at about 2300hrs he was awoken by a chicken squawking unnaturally. He then followed the noise to Mr Nyirenda’s house. When Mr Michelo entered the house Nyirenda  then threw the chicken out the window in blind panic.

 The arresting officer, Mr Chishi told the court that he made the decision to arrest Mr Nyirenda after he investigated the matter. Mr Chishi noticed that the chicken was soiled in its rear end. This testimony was also corroborated by Mr Michelo. The chicken subsequently died possibly due to trauma to the rear passage.

Mr Nyirenda now awaits sentencing by the High Court.

The maximum penalty for the crime of bestiality in Zambia is 15years.

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26 Comments on "Man “Caught Enjoying Sex” With a Chicken"

  1. Comrade Naked on Sat, 12th Jan 2013 3:00 am 

    What happened to Regina Nyirenda? This is a Shona Zanu-ZANLA gukulahundi child left during struggle liberation days. Or it is a sign that Zanu is facing tough times

  2. Cde Festus on Sat, 12th Jan 2013 3:14 am 

    Who doesent know that the Nyrenda’s are based in Magwegwe?

    Even Google states they are from Magwegwe and some of their relatives migrated to Lusaka and then Chisamba in 1975

  3. Ndetshu on Sat, 12th Jan 2013 3:25 am 

    So mai Chisamba comes from Zambia.

  4. Greyhora on Sat, 12th Jan 2013 3:35 am 

    I like chicken inn

  5. Chegotsi on Sat, 12th Jan 2013 4:50 am 

    Sign that zanu is facked up

  6. GREYBUTT on Sat, 12th Jan 2013 5:42 am 

    better off fokng shona dudes butts… they love it when î do them in th rear…

  7. Hon Kurirakwejongwe on Sat, 12th Jan 2013 5:54 am 

    Coments from fools are not that difficulty to identify.

  8. Comrade Naked on Sat, 12th Jan 2013 6:32 am 

    ?

  9. Chegotsi on Sat, 12th Jan 2013 8:19 am 

    Stupid Naked. Zanu Pf will never “facked up” . Only stupid halucinating Mtwakhati losers like you “fack” up. Stop taking skokiana you shallow donkey grave. Go to night school and get some basic education. Its good for you, you globin.

  10. Hlafunana Magade on Sat, 12th Jan 2013 8:52 am 

    Terrible!

  11. Roine Russell on Sat, 12th Jan 2013 9:06 am 

    Unschooled

  12. Anastasia Steele on Sat, 12th Jan 2013 9:23 am 

    That’s a mighty fine chicken you got there Editor. Does she have a name? I think this man’s hand was tired. Greyhora tells me that for 3kwacha Bla Miki would have given Poor Mr Nyirenda oral relief.

    Kisses! xxx

  13. GREYBUTT on Sat, 12th Jan 2013 9:26 am 

    MOST SHONA GUYS ARE SECRETLY GAY, AM TALKING FROM EXPERIENCE COZ I’VE BEEN HUMPING THESE DUDES FOR QUITE A WHILE & THEY KEEP ASKING FOR MORE BUT I’VE NOW RESORTED TO MAKING THEM PAY FOR MY SERVICES NOW THEY DOING CHICKENS ??

  14. Jumpdaki on Sat, 12th Jan 2013 9:44 am 

    -DELETED-

  15. Comrade Naked on Sat, 12th Jan 2013 10:03 am 

    Yeyi wena Shona ***** abuse your own name n chickens before they are named nandos,kfc,chicken inn etc n leave Cde Jumpdaki in peace

  16. Bla Miki on Sat, 12th Jan 2013 12:22 pm 

    Thats a good confession Jumpdonkey….. Ay bloody muggot Annastadog Steelegay, do l look like one of your MDC T compatriots who enjoy man to man sessions like you do with Gay**** and Mukadog? There are so many flows in the way this matter was handled. This is such a serious case considering the jail term faced by the accused should he be convicted. Police should do clinical tests to establish if there was penetration. They also need to take samples of sermen and see if the DNA matches that of the accused. The complainant did not catch the accused having sex with the hen red handedly. The accused also need to be taken for a mental exam. 15years is too much of a sentence to ignore the above.

  17. Ndetshu on Sat, 12th Jan 2013 12:43 pm 

    What penetration are you talking about Miki? Do you think his big mtoto could penetrate the chicken’s ass? I think the accused should have been charged with murder of the chicken instead. The murder weapon being his mtoto. Kodwa lendoda inqantshu kubi, heyi madoda.

  18. Shariyah on Sat, 12th Jan 2013 1:27 pm 

    Zimeye how can you claim this is the similar chicken to the one killed in the sex act??
    The one involved is obviously a roadrunner which fends for itself,Naked is this the one you humped to put the case to rest.?

  19. Shariyah on Sat, 12th Jan 2013 1:30 pm 

    Thanks Ndetshu,your analysis shows you are quite experienced with chickens,how do you do a chicken?

  20. Ndetshu on Sat, 12th Jan 2013 2:28 pm 

    ***** kanyoko Shariya. Wena zekambuzi lo ****i. Kathesi suzeka lenkukhu. Sivoko ndini.

  21. Jumpdaki on Sat, 12th Jan 2013 10:48 pm 

    -DELETED-

  22. Mavambo Kusile Dawn on Mon, 14th Jan 2013 12:13 pm 

    Kikikikiki1 There are numerous laughing points to this article from what is alleged to have happened to what the editor insinuates in his analysis. For example, the editor says in the caption there: ‘Chicken similar to…’ as if s/he was shown a picture of the actual one. Anyway, like Bla Miki says, there should be thorough investigations before judgement is passed on the accused. Many things can happen between neighbours and stories can be cooked to “fix” each other.

  23. Venge on Mon, 14th Jan 2013 5:26 pm 

    Bla maliki muri ***** MDC T yadii?nxaaa

  24. marcia mashumba on Tue, 15th Jan 2013 8:42 pm 

    I think 15 years z too much for a chicken that costs say 7 dollars give him another chance

  25. Thobias on Tue, 15th Jan 2013 9:33 pm 

    Mavambo Kusile Dawn, did you not see the Zambian Watchdog pic of the actual
    chicken?

    Why insult the editor’s professional stamina like that?

    You are so deranged Samanyika, I don’t think you will ever taste the dregs of power mwachewe, nxaaaaaaaaaaa!

  26. mamoyo on Fri, 18th Jan 2013 10:23 am 

    kanti i-chicken ayisiyo nyama yenkunku? like beef being nyama ye nkomo? sithi he had sex with a chicken or had sex with a hen? sengi confused, please help

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